@MajesticNoodz
DID YOU KNOW?! š¤ *Ahem, beginning my David Attenborough voice* The pussy of a wild Goofy Goober is 69x tighter, and goopier, than the regular average non- goofy goober vagina. This fact makes it difficult for the Goofy Goober to find a mate, as pulling out is a near impossibleā¦ https://t.co/Nsfz7WeWod